♥5 Random Facts…….
as requested/suggested by Conflictedintrovert.
Thought I’d do these straight off the top of my head otherwise it’ll stay in my ask box for months to eventually fade into oblivion. I guess they don’t have to 5 jaw dropping OMG facts at least I hope not because I’m not sure anything monumental has ever happened to me.
1. I once traveled on public transport for a night out wearing just a coat and stockings.
2. I dived into the sea, smashed my toes on a sea urchin and spent the next week trying pick the spines out from between my knuckles with eyebrow tweezers.
3. Once laughed so much I peed myself..it was 3.30 in the afternoon and I had to catch 2 buses to get home.
4. I bleached one half of my head blonde. Cried. Dyed it darker blonde then shaved it off…yes just one side of my head.
5. I once went to a strip club and sponged down a guy who was only wearing a fireman’s helmet and a cock ring.